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mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
When you asked how much length I wanted, I asked to keep half of it, not half an inch.
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A woman came into work today with her twins, Kíli and Fíli.
That is all.
acceptable pet names:
- cutie pie
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
Cthulhu is a no? Really? Guess that’s that, babe.