why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Not to blow my own trumpet or anything, but I very much knew this.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
Raising kids with you is going to be a barrel of laughs P:
So I’m trying to get into the habit of writing down important thoughts that occur to me in bed as I’m falling asleep, but sometimes I’ll wake up the next morning and see:
Right, yep. Thanks, sleepy me.
WELL I JUST GOT HOME AND YES, I FORGOT TO BUY WINDSCREEN WIPES.