• me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.


i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via methbusters)


who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via legend-of-lucy)

Anonymous asked:
Hello, old friend. Nice to see you've gotten all tumblr famous and such.

Old fr- ..Magneto, is that you?! But seriously, I’m famous? And I have a friend?!