GODDAMN BARBER

When you asked how much length I wanted, I asked to keep half of it, not half an inch.

A woman came into work today with her twins, Kíli and Fíli.

That is all.

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulhu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

Cthulhu is a no? Really? Guess that’s that, babe.

(via sensorytool)

I hate waking up.