• me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via methbusters)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via legend-of-lucy)

Anonymous asked:
Hello, old friend. Nice to see you've gotten all tumblr famous and such.

Old fr- ..Magneto, is that you?! But seriously, I’m famous? And I have a friend?!